- *on a date*
- me: *pulls out clipboard*
- me: age?
- date: uh... 18
- me: ok. check. got any kids?
- date: no
- me: check. club penguin username?
- date: what's that?
- me: *drops clipboard*
petition for the next companion to not be a white girl in her 20s who crushes on the Doctor
petition for the next companion to be a grumpy chinese-american grandma who complains about plot-holes and knits the doctor horrific time-travel-themed sweaters to wear when she thinks it’s cold out (most of the time)
reblogging because this is the best idea ever
Georges son calls from Hogwarts on the first day of school terrified and keeps asking if George is okay, he reassures him that everything is alright but asks why he would ask that. Georges son explains that he thought he had died because he could have sworn he had seen a ghost that looked just like him joking around with the older students
STOP DIS RIGHT NOW
first of all, fuck you
courfeyrac decides to make a vine during one of enjolras’ prep speeches in the musain before a riot and the speech ends with “now let’s go overthrow the government” and courf faces the camera and says “but first, let me take a sel-” “COURFEYRAC I SWEAR TO GOD”
Anonymous asked: You should draw a puma wearing puma shoes.