Bottle and Glass Of Wine Some wine, and say what's going on.
clitreaper:

MY LITTLE BROTHER MADE A GRINDR IM CRYING HES 9

clitreaper:

MY LITTLE BROTHER MADE A GRINDR IM CRYING HES 9

(via mordorismybitch)

zohbugg:

Today on "Real Things Spotted in the Mall"

(via yourwaywardson)

1morey:

trendsculture:

Face Swap Of The Week: Up.

Kim Jong Il and Bill Clinton going on an adventure.

1morey:

trendsculture:

Face Swap Of The Week: Up.

Kim Jong Il and Bill Clinton going on an adventure.

(via yourwaywardson)

vicious-desperation:

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

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(via folieeduex)

anangelofthetardis:

omG I SEARCHED GOOGLE FOR A SEWING MACHINE DIAGRAM AND THIS CAME UP I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

anangelofthetardis:

omG I SEARCHED GOOGLE FOR A SEWING MACHINE DIAGRAM AND THIS CAME UP I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

(via heckiejeff)

blasianxbri:

poetic:

I can admire a female body without being sexually attracted to it. A man can admire a male body without being sexually attracted to it. When will people get this?

when males stop being hypersensitive about their sexuality.

(via folieeduex)

  • *on a date*
  • me: *pulls out clipboard*
  • me: age?
  • date:
  • date:
  • date: uh... 18
  • me: ok. check. got any kids?
  • date: no
  • me: check. club penguin username?
  • date: what's that?
  • me: *drops clipboard*

tardistoaster:

raydelblau:

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

petition for the next companion to not be a white girl in her 20s who crushes on the Doctor 

petition for the next companion to be a grumpy chinese-american grandma who complains about plot-holes and knits the doctor horrific time-travel-themed sweaters to wear when she thinks it’s cold out (most of the time)

reblogging because this is the best idea ever

(via terezis-weave)

mirrepp:

Some harsh but very very true words

mirrepp:

Some harsh but very very true words

(via infabug7)

ronnies-corner:

breadmaakesyoufat:

starfreezer:

Georges son calls from Hogwarts on the first day of school terrified and keeps asking if George is okay, he reassures him that everything is alright but asks why he would ask that. Georges son explains that he thought he had died because he could have sworn he had seen a ghost that looked just like him joking around with the older students

STOP DIS RIGHT NOW

first of all, fuck you

(via cuckooforcombeferre)

idreamedadreamthenidied:

courfeyrac decides to make a vine during one of enjolras’ prep speeches in the musain before a riot and the speech ends with “now let’s go overthrow the government” and courf faces the camera and says “but first, let me take a sel-” “COURFEYRAC I SWEAR TO GOD”

(via the-twisted-hearts)

cashewmonster:

slayer
asker

Anonymous asked: You should draw a puma wearing puma shoes.

pizzaotter:

iguanamouth:

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I fucking lost it here

You can take my freedom but not my swag! — (via overheard-at-school)